i am mentally divergent

Dowager Empresses Of All Fatassia

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Husbear is officially stuck in Texas overnight. His plane didn’t even land until after his connecting flight left. They re-booked him on a 7am flight and gave him a $10 off voucher for a Holiday Inn.

Gee, thanks. Ten whole dollars off. 

Thank god the shuttle people were super nice about switching his reservation from tonight to tomorrow morning. 

I’m just a little ball of stress right now. I need to punch something or scream at the top of my lungs or something. I told him from the get go this trip was a bad idea but he didn’t listen. Now he’s going to get written up at work for taking a sick day without coverage and he’s stressed beyond belief. 

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

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Ugh, I'm so sorry, that sucks. I live in Texas and I can confirm that it is the actual worst. I hope he is able to get home soon.

Asked by: Anonymous

Nonny I am so so sorry. If you want, you can come stay with me. I have an extra bed in my office.

I have had nothing but horrible experiences with Texas. Whenever I drive through or have to go there, nothing good happens. I will spare you the gory details but Houston ate my favorite sweater. 

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ugh that is HORRIBLE my fingers are crossed that it’ll get resolved soon! (the last time i was in orlando they kept me there an extra DAY because they kept delaying my flight like. what is florida’s problem)

I ask myself this question every day when I watch the news. Honestly, what is Florida’s problem? 

Though the three times I got stranded at airports, one was at Dallas-Fort Worth (after 12 hours, I turned around and went home. Missed my uncle’s funeral), one was Gatwick (At least with Gatwick, I was there so long that they put us up at a Ramada…after 18 hours of waiting), and one was Charles du Gaulle (slept on the floor and it was the nicest place I stayed that whole trip LOL). Never. Again. 

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Florida is fucking evil. It truly is America’s wang.

Husbear is stuck in FL. His flight has been delayed so long that his 2 hour layover in Dallas for his connection is now down to 30 minutes. And it’s the last flight flying out of Dallas to Phx for the day. And he has work tomorrow. 

Yup, America’s wang. 

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nudiemuse:

AND he did not do this shit right either.

HE IS TOO IMPORTANT TO DO HIS JOB CORRECTLY!

TOO IMPORTANT!

IMPORTANT!

PORTANT!

TANT!

ANT!

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SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]

those-dead-frenchboys:

frommemetoyou:

  • Who is louder?
  • Who is more experimental?
  • Who takes more risks?
  • Do they fuck or make love?
  • Lights on or off?
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
  • Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
  • Who comes first?
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
  • Who is more submissive?
  • Who usually initiates things?
  • Who is more sensitive?
  • Who has the most patience?
  • Which kinks do they share?

please do the thing

(via alphabetizingsins)