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Dowager Empresses Of All Fatassia

  • 26th September
    2011
  • 26
While many oblivious citizens are concerning themselves with the impending zombie attack this Halloween, another warrior is busy protecting the innocent from a dark army of kitteh vampires sent from the depths of Basement Cat’s lair! Armed with her mystical scythe and a clawful of garlic-stuffed mousies, Fluffy the Vampire Slayer hits the streets with her trusted team: Dander, Pussy-Willow and Rupurrrt. Together they take down every undead demoncat that crosses their path. [Source for text and to order this on a tee]

While many oblivious citizens are concerning themselves with the impending zombie attack this Halloween, another warrior is busy protecting the innocent from a dark army of kitteh vampires sent from the depths of Basement Cat’s lair!

Armed with her mystical scythe and a clawful of garlic-stuffed mousies, Fluffy the Vampire Slayer hits the streets with her trusted team: Dander, Pussy-Willow and Rupurrrt. Together they take down every undead demoncat that crosses their path.

[Source for text and to order this on a tee]


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    Absolutely dead at “Pussy-Willow”.
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