Salma Hayek in Dogma as Serendipity.
Naturally because Salma Hayek is so hot people only tend to focus on the non-nude strip scene but actually she was really great in this movie. She plays a Muse which is awesome. Also she has excellent comedic timing and did not rely on the pretty to carry her…
- 9th November
2010 - 09
- 8th November
2010 - 08
OMG. WAIT FOR IT…… Teal’c from Stargate. Oh yes. First look at this big sexual chocolate.
Ahem. If you did not watch the OG Stargate series first of all wtf is wrong with you? WTF man? I loved him for the same reason I’m an OG Spock fan. I love that dead pan, brow lifted easy to miss…
- 8th November
2010 - 08
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Eight: Favorite non-white character in a comedy show
If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Where ever there are masks or if there’s tom foolery in joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. [Applies Chapstick] Happy Halloween.
-Abed Nadir (Community)
- 8th November
2010 - 08
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Seven: Favorite non-white female character on a white driven show
Okay, look… believe what you want, but no one’s forcing me to be here. And if you tell anyone this, I’ll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. It’s the best part of my day, okay? I wasn’t gonna go and mess it up.
-Santana Lopez (Glee)
- 8th November
2010 - 08
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Six: Favorite non-white male character on a white driven show
Whoo-whoo! My god! They told me it was true, but I didn’t believe them. Damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. (Holds up a hand to the security guards stepping out from behind their desk) Now, now, girls, don’t get all riled up.
-Charles Gunn (Angel)
- 5th November
2010 - 05
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Five: Non-white character you relate to
It’s strange. I don’t have any childhood memories unless I cook them into existence. You wouldn’t believe how fun and warm my father used to be. Back then, after school, before the dinner rush, he’d bake me bracelets made of bread. I used to have a ring full of spices and sugar diamonds made from dough. He enjoyed letting me play in the big kitchen. Jia-Jen was so jealous.
-Jia-Chien (Eat Drink Man Woman)
- 4th November
2010 - 04
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Four: Favorite non-white female supporting character
All those things you’ve been ready to die for, I thought for a moment you’d finally found something worth living for.
-Martha Jones (Doctor Who) (Torchwood)
- 4th November
2010 - 04
Day One: Favorite non-white male lead character
Cookie (or xlivvielockex for you noobs) gave me thsi 30 days thingy. Bear in mind I don’t really do fandoms much so this is my taste. First one that came to mind is Laurence Fishburn as Othello. Firstly, look at this hot piece of man ass right hurr.
I mean seriously? Really? That was fucking ridiculous. I’m a huge lover of Shakespeare. No really huge and Othello happens to be one of my favorites. You put Mr. Fishburn in that role and holy fucking shit it’s magic. Watch this-Anyone who does Shakespeare that well, gets me all sorts of tingly. Mr. Fishburn is right at the top of my list. Nevermind that during Othello reading or watching it I have never wanted to see two men do it more than Iago and Othello. I’m talking like man on man serious almost hate fuck. I’m kind of pervy that way. Another reason I love this is because, when it came out I had younger peoples of color I talked to about books and things, and not a one of them had ever seen or heard a black man speak that way and it was pretty thrilling for me to introduce them to it. That is all. Cookie am I doin’ it right? ETA…LOL LOL LOL I was going to do the other one but this one was right in my inbox. LOLS @ myself.
LMGDAO This is SO my day twenty-five. I love you for this. I can’t wait until we get down to the mythology section. So much win. SO MUCH WIN!
- 4th November
2010 - 04
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Three: Favorite non-white male supporting character
[inventing bank robber’s demands] Now look, they have a list of demands. First off they want 12 large pizzas, one cheese, one Hawaiian extra pineapple, 2 pepperoni black olives, 2 meat lovers. Seriously, nobody’s writing this down? Seriously? One Triple-Shot Half-Caff Moca Latte. Three of the latest copies Hall & Oates CD… I know right, exciting stuff, I didn’t know they were still coming out with a new one either. Um, we’re gonna need some steaks people and a grill. Okay they need your overalls, I don’t know why. We need some Kibbles ‘n Bits. We need a Etch-A-Sketch, someone likes to squiggle. Possibly could we get some stuffed bears… Are we good? Let’s go people.
-Alec Hardison from Leverage
- 4th November
2010 - 04
30 Days of Characters of Color
Day Two: Favorite non-white female lead character
I have a question. Why are you guys in wetsuits and I’m in this Honey Ryder “Thunderball” nightmare?
-Wendy Watson (The Middleman)
Ahem. If you did not watch the OG Stargate series first of all wtf is wrong with you? WTF man? I loved him for the same reason I’m an OG Spock fan. I love that dead pan, brow lifted easy to miss…
I mean seriously? Really? That was fucking ridiculous. I’m a huge lover of Shakespeare. No really huge and Othello happens to be one of my favorites. You put Mr. Fishburn in that role and holy fucking shit it’s magic. Watch this-Anyone who does Shakespeare that well, gets me all sorts of tingly. Mr. Fishburn is right at the top of my list. Nevermind that during Othello reading or watching it I have never wanted to see two men do it more than Iago and Othello. I’m talking like man on man serious almost hate fuck. I’m kind of pervy that way. Another reason I love this is because, when it came out I had younger peoples of color I talked to about books and things, and not a one of them had ever seen or heard a black man speak that way and it was pretty thrilling for me to introduce them to it. That is all. Cookie am I doin’ it right? ETA…LOL LOL LOL I was going to do the other one but this one was right in my inbox. LOLS @ myself.