i’m not sure if this has been submitted yet, but this damn “strawberry jello pretzel salad” keeps cropping up on pinterest and every single time i see it i just think to myself “godDAMN that is a white person dish if ever i have seen one”
- 8th May
2013 - 08
- 20th November
2012 - 20
r u barium silicon carbon bismuth technetium and hydrogen cuz u a
(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways, via andapositiveoutlook)
- 2nd November
2012 - 02
who’s your favorite relative
i’m gonna need his home address and a rapier
thanks boo
(via andapositiveoutlook)
- 20th October
2012 - 20
(Anonymous asked: Hi. I’m an exotic white with a normal partner and I often like to cook for him. I make vanilla cupcakes and scrambled eggs for them, the traditional beige food of my culture! However they ask me to make food from their culture but it’s never flavourful enough! I just can’t fathom using that much garlic in anything! How can I overcome my bland exotic ways and be more normal for my partner? The last time I made soup for us I couldn’t eat it due to the spices :()
Start with flavoring your food with salt, and work your way up to more intense spices. It should work.
- 14th October
2012 - 14
(Source: lastofthetimeladies, via itsinthetrees)
- 18th June
2012 - 18
The Adventures of Kelly and Mari | for xlivvielockex
“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Mari mutters, fingers flying over the keyboard.
Kelly smirks. “Good? No. Delicious? Hell yes!” She squints at her own laptop, double-checking the confirmation they’d gotten from Twitter and the blue check by the name that says that the account was verified.
“And when he finds out?”
” Doesn’t make anything we tweet less true.”
“Okay.” Mari types in the email address they’d made up, her hands relaxing over the keyboard. “Which one first? Buffy/Clem?” The twitter account @josswhedon awaits them patiently, and they both grin.
The wank is going to be legendary.
#xlivvielockex #obviously kelly insists that every tweet ends with a comment about what an asshole he is #and mari’s just interested in gleaning spoilers from the comics staff #s’good stuff #:D
- 17th April
2012 - 17
This is wrong on so many levels
alleychannel2 submitted:
I found this in a comic a long time ago, and I saved it just because I have never seen something that bad ever! It reminds me of a very bad hentai with superpowers. You would almost swear this was a April Fools Day joke, but it ain’t.
Why would you want a crazy pregnant woman with superpowers to be in a BDSM outfit and be carrying the President’s baby? WTF And why does her skin look like it is made of latex? What woman looks like that - especially while being very pregnant?
Who thought of this idea? It was bad! Couldn’t you see that from the start? I could.
This doesn’t really fit any criteria (except WTF clothing I guess) but… I’ll let it through just because… o_O at the whole thing.
- 23rd March
2012 - 23
(Source: mindycollette)
- 21st September
2011 - 21
