i am mentally divergent

Dowager Empresses Of All Fatassia

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exoticwhitegirls:

(Anonymous asked: Hi. I’m an exotic white with a normal partner and I often like to cook for him. I make vanilla cupcakes and scrambled eggs for them, the traditional beige food of my culture! However they ask me to make food from their culture but it’s never flavourful enough! I just can’t fathom using that much garlic in anything! How can I overcome my bland exotic ways and be more normal for my partner? The last time I made soup for us I couldn’t eat it due to the spices :()
Start with flavoring your food with salt, and work your way up to more intense spices. It should work.

exoticwhitegirls:

(Anonymous asked: Hi. I’m an exotic white with a normal partner and I often like to cook for him. I make vanilla cupcakes and scrambled eggs for them, the traditional beige food of my culture! However they ask me to make food from their culture but it’s never flavourful enough! I just can’t fathom using that much garlic in anything! How can I overcome my bland exotic ways and be more normal for my partner? The last time I made soup for us I couldn’t eat it due to the spices :()

Start with flavoring your food with salt, and work your way up to more intense spices. It should work.

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    2012
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temporarilyobsessive:

The Adventures of Kelly and Mari | for xlivvielockex

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Mari mutters, fingers flying over the keyboard.

Kelly smirks. “Good? No. Delicious? Hell yes!” She squints at her own laptop, double-checking the confirmation they’d gotten from Twitter and the blue check by the name that says that the account was verified.

“And when he finds out?”

” Doesn’t make anything we tweet less true.”

“Okay.” Mari types in the email address they’d made up, her hands relaxing over the keyboard. “Which one first? Buffy/Clem?” The twitter account @josswhedon awaits them patiently, and they both grin.

The wank is going to be legendary.

#xlivvielockex #obviously kelly insists that every tweet ends with a comment about what an asshole he is #and mari’s just interested in gleaning spoilers from the comics staff #s’good stuff #:D

  • 17th April
    2012
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This is wrong on so many levels

eschergirls:

hard to figure out where to start

alleychannel2 submitted:

I found this in a comic a long time ago, and I saved it just because I have never seen something that bad ever! It reminds me of a very bad hentai with superpowers. You would almost swear this was a April Fools Day joke, but it ain’t.

Why would you want a crazy pregnant woman with superpowers to be in a BDSM outfit and be carrying the President’s baby? WTF And why does her skin look like it is made of latex? What woman looks like that - especially while being very pregnant?

Who thought of this idea? It was bad! Couldn’t you see that from the start? I could.

This doesn’t really fit any criteria (except WTF clothing I guess) but… I’ll let it through just because… o_O at the whole thing.

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