Everything is terrible: A love story, starring all of us.
- 30th October
- 17th October
- 13th October
- 12th October
- 2nd October
- 1st October
- 26th September
- When I read something funny, instead of enjoying it, I get genuinely angry that I’m not that funny.
- Each day I discover that people have invented all new ways to be racist.
- I’m worried I’ll accidentally stumble across a “Men with Kids” fan blog.
- I’m getting too attached to other people’s cats.
- I spent 30 minutes reading through Gawker posts of escalating ridiculousness and now I think I forgot how to feed myself.
- I’ve heard the phrase “legitimate rape.”
- Gangnam Style parodies.
- I’m very worried about Amanda Bynes and it is beginning to affect my well being.
- I haven’t watched “How I Met Your Mother” in 3 years, but I’m really worried the internet is going to spoil the ending for me. *Fingers crossed the kids are adopted and there is no mother!*
- No matter how hard I try to avoid it, I know I’m eventually going to watch the Octomom porn. It’s just going to happen.
- 8th September
- 29th August
- 20th August